During My Period ;

Uterus:	I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach:	EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions:	I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach:	ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus:	Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me:	why can I not have a penis.
thank god Im I have a penis XD